Style Invitational: As we primp for our 20th anniversary, we bring out the dead (poems)

There's no new contest this week, because four weeks from now -- on March 3 (Feb. 28 online), when the results would have run -- the Empress will devote this entire space (and more!) to a celebration of the Style Invitational's 20th anniversary. We'll look back at the Invite's greatest hits, especially from the past 10 years: the best of the song parodies, neologisms, horse names, limericks, "joint legislation," cartoon captions and dozens of other classic contests. We'll also tell you about the...